Presenting the latest LP from grammy-award winning artists Satrat and the Harkies, "QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY TURNIP!" (Satyavrat, Reeve Rastanyev, pays a visit to House Harkonnen). *Satyavrat* Brown eyes encased in a blue sheen take in their surroundings with a metred jolt that is perhaps a bit distracting to anyone seeking to probe this figure in depth. A narrow face behind those eyes, framed by coarse black curls whose aberrant wanderings are the sole features keeping the word 'gaunt' out of your mind. The man's skin, the color of sun-warmed earth, is clean-shaven but rough where a beard once rested...subtle signs of this gleaning over of a past appearance reveal themselves throughout his carriage to the trained or particularly observant. The diplomat presently wears a dress uniform of House Rastanyev, navy pants with two golden stripes running down the pant legs to indicate his service in the House Diplomatic Corps. A crisp white shirt, visible only by its collar, is covered by a dusty blue thigh-length jacket with high pogonyi (shoulder boards), the Rising Phoenix emblazoned in brilliant straw yellow on them. A saffron sash that emerges from his right pogonyi to meet an ornamental shield belt at his waist carries several decorations and medals, including the bronze nine-pointed star that marks him as a member of the Earl's Council. Although he doesn't seem to be terribly deft with a blade, the diplomat carries a crystal-shard kindjal in a woven sheath of orange, perhaps solely for the sake of compliment ing his ornate shield belt. The hilt of the blade, a phoenix in flight, rests on his left hip...while certainly a deadly tool, it does not bear the signs of significant use. *Fahahd* The face of a hardened warrior, with steely eyes that would strike fear into the hearts of even the toughest of the Imperial forces....not quite. In fact, the man's face is disarmingly boyish, making his real age hard to tell - the slightly slanted green eyes are posessed of a peculiarly innocent intensity, bordering on bewilderment. The rest of his features are slightly angular, giving him a gamine, somewhat feral air. The green eyes peer out from beneath slender brows, over high cheekbones...the thin mouth is generally set in a thoughtful expression. Hair of a soft ash blond is cropped close, giving it the appearance of a marten's pelt. His form is leanly slender, rather than massively muscled...heightening the impression that here is one who's left the end of physical childhood not all that long ago. His shoulders are square though, and his hands strong and deft. The general sense of his movement is not a catlike strength, but a sense of barely contained energy, like a tightly wound spring. He's neatly and soberly clad in the dark uniform of a member of the Harkonnen Familiar Guard, with the silver chevrons that signal a Leutnants's rank gleaming from collar and shoulder, and jackboots polished to a gleaming gloss. A steel-hilted sword is belted to his side - not the usual kindjal, but a long, straight length of steel, akin to the rapiers of old Earth. The sword belt also holds a standard-issue shield generator, most often on and humming contentedly. Despite the uniform and weaponry, his general air seems more clerkish than martial. *Andrei* Intense eyes dominate the face of this young man. The eyes that look at you and constantly weigh you against something in this man's mind. The red unruly hair, so typical to the Harkonnen family is kept half-long and tied in a ponytail. Some strands still escape. The man's features show the remains of several large scars the Harkonnen suks couldn't completely remove. One in particular, once a nasty cut on over the right eye has not so much been removed as well altered to give the man a very imposing look. He carries himself with great certainty, almost arrogance. His step like a lord in his manor. His body, while fit is not overly musceled, making his Sisselwehr parade-uniform look pictureperfect. The way he looks he could've stepped off a recruitementposter. His parade-uniform is pristine and carries ribbons and medals showing his many victories in wars and battles. A combat model shield-belt prominent around his waist, shield softly humming. Attached to it a broadsword which he seems to prefer over a rapier. *Ursula* Blond hair whisps down from beneath this woman's uplifted veil, her eyes bright blue and her gaze strong. Thin, pink lips uplift into a cautious,, yet almost humoured smile. Each gesture she makes, each tilt of her head, her very stance indicates she is well-born and bred. Her dress is ornate, made from a rich, plum velvet, its hems delicate trailed with the same intricate lace patterns of her unbound veil. The bodice is tight, enhancing her well-endowed cream-coloured curves. One hand is bandaged tightly, from fingertip to wrist. Her fingers do not flex, and she holds the hand at her midsection. About her neck is a black lace choker, centred by a marquise-shaped onyx. *Anakiel* This graceful youth is tall and slender, with the build of a dancer. His long, silk-pale hair is pulled back firmly in a tail that reaches to his waist, held by a long length of ink-blue ribbon. His complexion carries a touch of olive in it, making his pale lashes and brows seem all the more stark and strangely exotic, framing almond-shaped eyes of clear glass-green. He wears a pair of severely cut, almost military trousers the color of ink, tucked into calf-height boots of shiny black leather. A tight black shirt clings to his chest and arms, devoid of ornament save for a line of dull silver buttons embossed with the Harkonnen ram. His belt is a no-nonsense thing, black as well with a ram's head buckle, a few small square pouches hang to either side upon it. Over it all, he wears a lightweight drape of flowing blue silk edged in simple silver braid. It reaches barely to his knees in front, a bit longer in back, giving the illusion of both robes and cloak without the bulk. A new addition, on either hip hangs the sleekly triangular shape of a full kindjal, their simple brass hilts gleaming above sheaths of supple black leather. A compact shield generator hangs at his waist as well.. All in all, he is a painfully lovely creature... the only thing that mars the otherwise perfect image is the slightly distant, often vapid look in those deep green eyes of his. *Ulricke* Ulricke Harkonnen is a tall young woman that appears to be in her early twenties. At just an inch under six feet tall, she manages both statuesque voluptuousness and lithe athleticism. There's nothing soft about her, yet she maintains an almost aggressive femininity. Her white-blonde hair is sleek and straight, falling to the shoulder and framing her face. Her blue eyes tend to vary in shade depending on her mood; the more intense her emotion, the more bright and intense they become. Her high cheekbones and full lips provide her with an arrogant, dangerous beauty, an image assisted by her confidant, predatory stance and movement. Never one to adhere to the restrictive fashions the ladies of the Imperium, Ulricke wears a black body suit with flared collar and a zipped front that is left open just below her throat. A personal shield generator is belted at her hip, next to a short sword resting comfortably in a scabbard, worn with the air of someone comfortable in its use. *Cabal* Before you is an intimidating man, due not to his impressive physical conditioning nor his slightly above-average size, but something much more subtle and sinister than appearance. Black faceted Ixian eyes are set under thick well-groomed brows, as disturbing as they are functional. His countenance is one of refinement, the obvious product of noble breeding. He is quite attractive, but something underneath his expressionless highborn face is repulsive and ugly. He wears the field uniform of a Feldwehr officer consisting of a dark blue tunic over a gray high-collared shirt, and loose, gray combat trousers ending in polished black boots. His waist is wrapped by a crimson sash, which partially covers a utility belt where a personal shield generator, a long silver dagger, and a black-steel kindjal rest comfortably. His silver epaulets display the rank of general, but his tunic is conspicuously bereft of medals. *Sen* A youthful figure, small and lithe, untouched by the ravages of age, disease or malnourishment. The wiry, spring-woven person before you looks to be about five foot one, with a complexion which could be described as 'peaches and cream' without the peaches. There is something immediately striking about her, a self-contained kind of presence setting her apart from others. Upon second glance, she is vaguely alien in appearance, too sexless and sculpted to be quite human. She rather resembles an achingly beautiful boy, or a large, all-too-knowing child. The strange little person's hair is stark white, not even blonde but rather with a tinge of silver to it, and cropped close to her head on the back and sides. Her hands are refined and expressive, with long and tapered fingers. It seems she speaks almost as much with her hands as with her lilting voice.. they are the hands of an artist. Judging from her quick, evaluating gaze, she appears to have an opinion about everything she sees. Whether she actually expresses that opinion or not, it's quite evidently there, glinting behind preternaturally bright green eyes. Overall, she gives an impression of androgynous artifice, an interloper in the natural world, but the eerie beauty she possesses is tempered by a lethal, unforgiving nature. At the moment, she's wearing a black leotard under a short, glimmering silver tunic which sets off her hair and eyes nicely. The tunic's neck is open to the waist and the sleeves are short, to keep her cool even with the ablative Ixian stretchsuit covering almost all of her body. Soft rubber soles on her boots make very little sound while giving her traction and flexibility, keeping with her controlled, catlike mannerisms. She isn't visibly armed, but for a trio of three-foot black tubes strapped across her back in two places. Traffic Loop -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain)(#644RntJ) A wide plascrete roadway loops in a semicircle before the front gate of the Harkonnen Embassy where ten slender flagpoles, each flying a large blue banner, tower over the drive. A three-meter-high, spiked wall surrounds the embassy grounds and, set into the wall, are two massive, embossed fanmetal gates, topped by short spikes. The entrance to the embassy is guarded by four Harkonnen troopers in blue and silver dress uniforms, maula pistols held at port arms. Ground traffic busily fills the loop, picking up and discharging passengers. In the center of the loop is a huge granite statue of a springing ram. Players: Fahahd Andrei Objects: Rastanyev Limousine Exits: Slidewalk leads to Negara II Plaza -- Embassy District (Kaitain) Fanmetal Gate leads to Garden of Bitterblooms -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Fahahd reflexively snaps to attention, as eh noble appears. So much for heading off duty, it seems. A sharply dressed man practically painted in gold and blue steps out of the Rastanyev limousine, closing the door behind him with a gentle *snick* before it circles round to the Embassy garages to await his summons. Blinking at his surroundings while absently re-adjusting his garments, he waits patiently to be summoned or introduced. Andrei stands slightly bored watching the limo pulled up. Hands thrust in his pockets he watches someone emerge. Fahahd swiftly steps forward to receive the Rastanyev. "My lord," he murmurs, with a low bow. "If you will please follow me, I shall see if there is anyone available to receive you?" Satyavrat replies to the guard's approach with a deft nod of his head. Glancing briefly at the man's collar, he says in a quiet but firm voice, "Of course, Lieutenant. Your assistance is appreciated." Fahahd inclines his head again to the lord, and sets off at a brisk pace. Satyavrat's head turns to observe the curious figure with a body shield activated standing by the side of the Embassy, but does not tarry as he follows the guard into the compound. Fahahd walks to the southwest and passes through the Fanmetal Gate. You walk through the Fanmetal Gate. Garden of Bitterblooms -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) The roughly circular outline of the vast embassy garden is hidden beyond a wild tangle of flowers and plants. A stone path snakes from the outer walls of the embassy grounds, past a chain of lilyponds and hedges, up to the doors of the embassy itself. Other footpaths stray deeper into the garden, amid the white bitterblooms of Giedi Prime that lend the garden its name. One trail leads the way to a gently sloping hill topped by a folly of Giedi marble columns. Moss-covered stone steps reach up the hill in a zig-zag pattern, bordered at every turn by marble statues and plascrete urns overflowing with inkvine and translucent roses. An artful fountain, fashioned to resemble a natural brook spilling over smooth stones, is set into the side of the hill. A dense profusion of flora from many worlds creates intimate arbors and bowers where vines and tree boughs are twined together and harbor small grassy areas or benches. Elacca trees shade the lilyponds where miniature alligators swim. A stand of Caladanian dogwoods shelter the bloom of fragrant black lotus. Topiary hedges form living partitions throughout the garden. A bridle path for horseback riding follows the curve of the surrounding wall, provided with a variety of terrains ranging from smooth, grassy field to steep, rocky slopes. The main building of the embassy is visible through the foliage from almost everywhere in the garden: a squat, ponderous structure built of white plascrete, with black ribbed buttresses supporting the weight of the whole structure. Players: Fahahd Exits: Fanmetal Gate leads to Traffic Loop -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Burnished Doors leads to Giedi Hall -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) The musky sweet scent of the blooms hangs in the warm air, as the guard paces swiftly down one of the smoothly-raked gravel paths. He does cast an occasional glance over his shoulder to make sure that the noble in tow continues to follow. Satyavrat's gaze is set fully ahead; having passed the garden many times before, he does not spare the surroundings any more attention than they are due. His stride does seem to shuffle in an abrupt change of pace as he passes the alligator pond, however...odd. Fahahd walks to the south and passes through the Burnished Doors. You walk through the Burnished Doors. Giedi Hall -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain)(#492RatJ) The imposing domed hall is a tribute to the Harkonnen homeworld. Directly overhead, a star-shaped skylight filters daylight through thick red glass, casting an iron red radiance into the room like that of Giedi's muted, red sun. At night, a myriad of tiny glowglobes form constellations against the backdrop of the dark blue and silver dome. Underfoot, a mosaic of tiny floor tiles creates an intricate, spiraling pattern, like a river of azure and teal. Deep niches along the polished bluestone walls are lit by floating glowglobes and filled with bronze statuary depicting famous Harkonnen victories. Alternating with the niches are doors leading off into various chambers and, on the east side of the room, a broad majestic staircase leads up to a wide circular landing of white marble trimmed in gold. At the south end of the Hall, twin scantily-clad, blonde slave girls stand on either side of a pair of carved ivory doors. Players: Fahahd Ursula Exits: Grand Staircase leads to Obeshev Landing -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Translucent Doors leads to Grand Ballroom -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Spiral Stairs leads to Abulurd Landing -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Ivory Doors leads to Salon -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Burnished Doors leads to Garden of Bitterblooms -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Andrei walks in from Garden of Bitterblooms through the Burnished Doors. On the landing above, Anakiel emerges from the suspensor lift. On the landing above, Anakiel descends the Grand Staircase. Anakiel descends the Grand Staircase. Anakiel has arrived. Andrei enters the hallway being escorted back in by familiars. Andrei climbs the Grand Staircase. On the landing above, Andrei climbs up the Grand Staircase. Andrei has left. Anakiel pads down the steps, adjusting his communicator. He looks...kind of pekid, really, but offers the visiting envoy the best smile he can. Satyavrat follows closely at the heels of his accompanying guard, portfolio clutched underarm and expression set into a neutral mask of pleasant lucidity. If you were to approach him with a knife, he might blink...but he might not, either. His eyes do not tarry on any person or location for too long, taking everything in at a metred jolt to avoid making himself too obtrusive. Ursula has disconnected. Fahahd gestures to Anakiel, with a graceful ripple of fingers. "Master Anakiel Teslan, my lord," he murmurs, by way of introduction. "I believe he maybe able to assist you." Satyavrat's eyes circle round the hall and fall easily onto the diplomat before him, as if pulled there against his will. "Pardon me," he inquires with a gently light tone of voice, "but did you say 'Teslan,' sirrah?" A ripple of surprise flicks across his placid expression, and it seems almost shaded with amusement. Anakiel sketches a bow that remains fluid and graceful despite whatever ails the young man. "At your service, my lord," the diplomat murmurs courteously. "How may I assist you this evening." "Indeed, my lord," the Guard murmurs, letting his eyes half-lid as he steps back. On the landing above, Andrei sits down on the stairs, the guards finally leaving him alone. Curiously he spies the goings on beneath him. Satyavrat accepts this, and the young diplomat's greeting, with slight inclination of his head that would seem to suffice for a nod. "I have come on behalf of the Earl Rastanyev, whose service as I am in, Master Teslan," he says with an extra fleck of his tongue to accent the surname. "He wishes me to see to the continued well being of relations between our Houses, and to resolve any...conflicts?...that might have recently arisen between the Lady Ulricke Harkonnen and the Earl's Noble sister." His purpose stated, Satyavrat's expression melts back into an unruffled lake. On the landing above, <> Deadpan as always, the Leutnant glides silently back, though he does remain relatively close to hand. He flicks a glance at the youth..perhaps encouragement? Fahahd senses, "Satyavrat twitches slightly but visibly in the left cheek as you move, his muscles betraying him." Anakiel processes that methodically. "I...see. Well, of course, the House of the Ram would be happy to address any incipient difficulties before they become problematic... what conflicts in particular are you referring to?" You sense: Fahahd clearly notes your reaction...and allows a cool amusement to well up in his gaze for a moment, before dropping it to the glossy flooring beneath him. "We refer," the Reeve says in a controlled tone of a voice that almost hides his disappointment at the diplomat's plodding thought process, "to the recent incident in the establishment known as Revelers, involving the House Bajazet and an upset..." he pauses, taking a breath and raising an eyebrow to express his own surprise-cum-amusement, "regarding a dance with the Sultan." <> Anakiel is indeed not the most intellectually deft of the Diplomatic Corps, it would seem. "I see." He was there, come to think of it. Not that he has any idea what happened. "Please, do go on." On the landing above, Ulricke descends the Grand Staircase. Ulricke descends the Grand Staircase. Ulricke has arrived. Ulricke comes down the stairs ever so casually, starting to walk past the trio with a nod. Satyavrat blinks twice at this idiot before him, drawing in a deep breath to begin anew as the Lady Harkonnen herself descends the stairs. He turns his head and pulls himself short of saying anything, bowing to the Lady as she passes by. Ulricke ah's. "Lord Satyavrat. What can House Harkonnen do to serve you this day?" Anakiel seems more than happy to relinquish the floor, as it were, to the Lady. Fahahd's voice is as low as always. "Lady Ulricke Harkonnen," he murmurs..but leaves off the rest of the introduction, as she obviously has a previous acquaintance with him. "M'lady Harkonnen," the Reeve says in a light voice that is subtly painted with relief and dread at once, "I was here at the orders of m'Lord the Earl Rastanyev to inquire as to the status of the friendship between the Noble Families of Garrashu IV and Giedi Prime, and to extend our renewed overtures of amiability and confraternity. We have not had significant diplomatic contact since the death of the late Lady Karposzev, I fear." He holds his features in a pleasant smile that is becoming more and more strained by the moment. Ulricke tilts her head. "And you are concerned that my..displeasure with the behavior of the Earl's sister jeapordizes this friendship between the Houses?" Fahahd could be one of the caryatids in the dining hall, save for the flutter of breath. He's fixed his gaze into one of those thousand yard stares - in most that blank look would indicate an utter lack of attentiveness. Satyavrat nods in a low gesture that brings his chin nearly to his chest. "That was a concern of the Earl, m'Lady. It is also his belief that whether such...displeasures...influence the official relationship of the Houses or not, they are best resolved if at all possible. At the very least, he wishes to reiterate that the House Rastanyev has always held the Harkonnen in its highest esteem." Anakiel retreats gratefully into the background. He'd probably retreat all the way upstairs if he thought he could manage it, but some inkling of propriety at least keeps him in the same room. Anakiel senses, "Satyavrat's eyes fleck over to you as he nods, holding you in his gaze for a few moments. There is something oddly inquisitive about his glance, but his attention is returned too quickly to the Lady Ulricke for you to probe it in any depth." Ulricke says placidly. "This is an argument between girlhood friends, nothing more, Lord Satyavrat. Tat'iana interfered with me without being invited to do so, and quite plainly chose to take certain actions that would be percieved as having preference for the enemies of myself and my house. Should she wish to tender an apology, sincere and properly phrased, I would be more than happy to extend invitation to her in welcome to this Embassy once more. But until that time, she herself is not welcome save under the most extreme of circumstances, or as part of a generally extended invitation made to the noble populace." Satyavrat responds quite positively to your straight-forward wording, and pauses for a moment, smile hovering on his lips, before responding. "I believe I understand, m'Lady, and I shall relay your explination to the Lady Rastanyev, although I suspect she already understands it as it is. The Earl will be most appreciative of your mature and regal manner, m'Lady; allow me to thank you profusely on his behalf." He takes a breath, then begins again. "May I ask, then, if the Lady Ulricke or any of her Noble Family plan on attending the marriage of the Right Honourable Earl?" Ulricke pauses. "I have yet to be informed that we have recieved our invitation, Lord Satyavrat." Satyavrat blinks twice. "I beg your pardon, m'Lady? Invitations were extended to all notables on Kaitain well in advance. Perhaps someone else in the House has not relayed the information to m'Lady as yet?" Ulricke says, "This is quite possible. I have been somewhat distracted by my own impending wedding plans, my lord." Satyavrat nods. "Of course, m'Lady. We do indeed hope to see the Lady present, however; I shall have an invitation sent specifically to m'Lady for the purpose of clarifying dates and arrangements." Pressing business complete, Satyavrat lets his expression sober slightly, his face becoming rather nondescript as he awaits any further comment of the Lady Ulricke. Ulricke inclines her head. "Thank you for coming, my lord." she looks around noting, "I apologize for not seeing you conducted to the salon for this business, but allow me to extend our hospitality however belatedly now. Would you care for refreshment before you take your leave?" "I would be delighted, m'Lady," Satyavrat responds with an easy grin. "I do not believe I have had the pleasure of dining with you since the...ah, incident with the Lady Bella of Moritani." His smile broadens as he remembers the incident. "It has left a lasting impression, m'Lady." Anakiel just watches the diplomatic exchange with those slightly-too-green eyes of his. Fahahd's eyes are a duller green, like certain agate stones..but he, too, observes blandly. He does, however, pick his com off his belt and murmur into it, ordering the slaves to prepare the Salon. Ulricke rests her hand on the diplomat's arm and guides him to the salon. "Ah, yes. I'm afraid my temper got the better of me that day, but then, we Harkonnen are very unforgiving when it comes to a lack of civility, you see. And torward those who gainsay our friendship." Ulricke enters the Salon as twin slave girls hold the ivory doors open. Ulricke has left. Fahahd enters the Salon as twin slave girls hold the ivory doors open. Fahahd has left. The twin slave girls hold the ivory doors open for you as you enter. Salon -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Dark wood panelling and a low, beamed ceiling impart a close feel to this long chamber, but the mood is lightened by well-placed freefloating suspensor lamps and the small indoor fountain that bubbles in the center of the room. The fountain is a six foot column of greenish water splashing freely in a broad metaglass basin with a wide, bench-like rim. Along the western wall, a sideboard is arrayed with a wealth of food and drink for every taste. The buffet is repleneshed frequently by attentive slaves, eager to please. On the east side of the room, a low dais is lush with leafy potted plants and a spacious chaise lounge is hidden in the intimate shadows of the foliage. The rest of the room is furnished for relaxation and quiet conversation. There are two tables: a round-table for dining and a secluded-table placed off by itself in a dark corner. There is also a large, overstuffed couch, and a matching pair of suspensor-chairs. The floor is covered with thick rugs of dark blue and silver, and a heady blend of sweet-smelling smoke and exotic perfume fills the air. Players: Fahahd Ulricke Exits: Sloping Tunnel leads to Arena Grandstand -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Embellished Portal leads to Dining Hall -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Ivory Doors leads to Giedi Hall -- Harkonnen Embassy (Kaitain) Anakiel enters the Salon from Giedi Hall. Anakiel has arrived. Andrei enters the Salon from Giedi Hall. Andrei has arrived. Anakiel pads into the salon not far behind the guardsman. Andrei slips into the salon, having refreshed himself somewhat. Nodding politely to the guest he winks at Ulricke in the same fluent movement before walking up to the liquor cabinet. As usual Fahahd and anakiel get totally ignored. Satyavrat's chest puffs out slightly as he inhales the fragrant air of the Salon, his eyes sliding around the chamber to note small differences since he last visited it. He follows slightly behind Ulricke in the manner of a polite guest, waiting for his hostess to select a seating area or offer the choice herself. Fahahd trails after the pair of nobles in his usual soundless fashion. As the Na-Baron enters, he announces softly, "My lord Andrei Harkonnen, the Na-Baron." That said, he again drifts off into one of the more obscure places in the room. Ulricke does indeed, gesture. "Do be seated, Lord Satyavrat You've met my brother, the na-Baron Andrei?" Satyavrat turns lightly on the heels of his boots and dips into a neat, graceful bow to the na-Baron, mouthing a quiet greeting. Replying belatedly to Ulricke's suggestion, he steps down several levels to the plant-surrounded dais and stands by a chaise while he replies. "We had not previously been acquainted, m'Lady. Is the na-Baron newly arrived on the Emperor's planet?" he asks, this question directed generically towards either Harkonnen noble. Anakiel finds the second most obscure corner of the salon and stands in it. Ornamental, isn't he? Andrei returns with a snifter of brandy, fielding the question himself. "Not quite a new arrival..."he smiles taking a sip of his brandy "Just too...um...busy to mingle..." Satyavrat's eyes light upon the diplomat-youngling with a curious glance. He sucks lightly on a back molar, silently *tsking* such reclusive behavior in his thoughts. Ulricke offers, "He's been on Kaitain for some time, but is somewhat reluctant to engage in Kaitain's social events." Fahahd is furniture, as all good household staff is when not called upon. Ulricke says, "Andrei, this is Lord Satyavrat, diplomat of House Rastanyev to the Noble Houses. He was present the evening I had that unfortunate occurrence that nearly lead to my strangling that Moritani girl, do you remember?" Satyavrat nods. "A man of private bent, then, m'Lord na-Baron. The Earl's cousin, the Lady Camilla, shares your bent...I daresay she has not visited more than a handful of locations about Kaitain, and even those were at the urging of one of her Family members." Satyavrat's lips twitch upwards into an unbidden smile at the mention of darling Bella, his mind choosing to provide him with vivid pictures of said strangling and images of mangled custard-flesh. Fahahd's head lifts a fraction at the mention of the lady Camilla. Interest actually kindles his in eyes, for a moment. Cabal enters the Salon from Giedi Hall. Cabal has arrived. Fahahd senses, "Satyavrat notices your movement with a quick shift of his eyes. It his turn to be amused, although his good humor manifests itself in not such a cold manner as your own." The Warmaster enters devoid of any expression, brooding or otherwise, which is unlike him. It as if he has just had an entirely too close brush with death, and is somewhat shaken by it. He glances around as walks into the Salon, and aside from the other notables here, it is Ulricke who commands his attention and lifts his spirits. Fahahd's expression has become almost pensive - perhaps he's musing on the lady in question. Anakiel has ensconced himself in one corner of the room where he's out of the way. Still... as no one seems to have any real use for him, he takes it upon himself to fade not only into the background, but completely out of the room. He expects no one will miss him, after all. Sen enters the Salon from Giedi Hall. Sen has arrived. Andrei nods at Ulricke's comment and returns Satyavrat's smile in the same mechanical fashion. "She is quite right. My return from the front made me want to spend time with my family. My sister has always been the light of the Harkonnen entourage. I always figured that in her luminous presence my person's absence would harldy been missed..." Satyavrat returns Andrei's offering with an easy chuckle, observing, "The Lady Ulricke is indeed quite the center of attraction," as he turns to eye the room's new arrivals. Funny how each time he walks into this place the room just fills right up. Anakiel stops as the arrival of the Swordmaster sort of interrupts his planned retreat from the room. Fussing silently, he takes up post on the other side of the door instead. Sen waits near the door, saying nothing to anyone, her little hands clasped at her waist. The na-Baron and his sister occupy her attention. Ulricke says, "Lord Satyavrat, this is our Swordmaster, Jaerkapitan Sen Howym'n, and our Warmaster, Count Ferrel Cabal, my fiance." Fahahd allows himself the tiniest cough, as the almost cloying incense irritates his throat. Ulricke indicates, "Lord Satyavrat is the diplomat to the Noble Houses for House Rastanyev." Cabal spares a thoughtful look to Andrei as he moves next to Ulricke, and offers a polite and formal bow to the guest. He greets gruffly, "Lord Satyavrat." Andrei returns Cabal's look with a face that says "damn..so much for some afternoon fun..." Satyavrat smiles at the diminutive figure of the Swordmaster. "The Jagerkapitan and I have been acquainted," he says with an odd high timbre to his voice. "Count Cabal, I am sure we've met briefly at some state function or another. Good evening." Sen gives only the slightest nod. "Lord Diplomat." Satyavrat's eyelids close for half a beat at the use of his former title, but he returns the Swordmaster's nod. The General recalls matter-of-factly, "The Landsraad High Council meeting about the excessive policing by Sardaukar, and the Emperor's coronation, I believe, Lord Satyavrat." He turns an approving smile to Lady Ulricke then, before nonchalantly looking around the Salon again. If his reputation didn't precede him, he would seem pleasant and gentle as noble is expected to be, socially, at least. Satyavrat's hands hover over his selected chaise, and after making a quick double check to make sure that he has bowed to everyone he might need to, seats himself per the Lady Ulricke's prior request. He nods at the Warmaster, making a noncomittal affirmative sound. Ulricke likewise seats herself, inviting others to do so as well. Sen doesn't seat herself, but does glide around to stand near Ulricke, discreetly in the background. Cabal does not seat himself, however, and instead apologizes cordially to Satyavrat and Ulricke, "My Lord, My Lady, if you will excuse the rudeness, the Na-Baron and I have some matters of import we must discuss." Which isn't to suggest that what is currently being discussed isn't important as well, just that it would be better to keep the two topics separate. He looks to Andrei then, expectently. Wondering if this is petty revenge for earlier, Ulricke looks to Cabal, and then to Andrei. "Of course." she says graciously. Satyavrat acknowledges this with a quiet nod. He is, after all, at the hospitality of the Family Harkonnen. Andrei rolls his eyes as he slugs down his brandy. "This better be important warmaster..." Ursula enters the Salon from Giedi Hall. Ursula has arrived. Fahahd announces, reflexively, "The Baroness Ursula Harkonnen," Satyavrat rises from his chaise at the Guard's tolling and dips into a low bow befitting the Lady's position, waiting quietly to be introduced. Cabal does not bother to comment on that, preferring to remain civil in front of company. He gestures to Andrei to accompany him with a smile that is rather sinister in design, and he turns to leave the Salon. Anakiel stands not far inside the door, hands folded. He looks distinctly pekid, overall, and keeps glancing at the doors as though he'd like to leave too. Ulricke immediately rises. "Good evening, Mother." she says. Unsure as to whether she should yield her job as hostess (she's been doing it for so long), she offers, "Please join us?" If her mother wishes to pick up the reins from that point, so be it. "This is Lord Diplomat Satyavrat of the Rastanyev." "Very, very good, Lieutenant," Ursula murmurs as .she. leads her two-guard escortment into the room. She looks about, lips curled into a curious smile. For her moment, her gaze lingers upon Andrei...but only for a moment. The other guests, her daughter...all fall into view. "Well then, I see we have .quite. a gathering this evening, hmmm?" She glances back at Fahahd for a brief moment, arching a brow. "Do be a dear...and..um...guard well, hmm?" Andrei smiles politely. "It seems it is...please excuse me for my rude departure. I will leave you in the capable hands of my sister." Andrei eyes Ursula like one would eye a rotting corpse and suddenly is glad Cabal needed his attention. Anakiel trails out after Andrei... not that he remains to pester him once he's out of the Salon, instead scuttling off upon whatever errands he can find to do. Next to a rather large herbacious specimen set low in the salon, the Rastanyev Reeve says, "Lady Baroness, a pleasure to meet you in person following your return to the Imperial Planet," his expression politely bland and his eyes graciously deferring. A slight rush of blood can be seen spreading silently across his already tanned cheeks. Nobility is one thing, but the elusive Baroness Harkonnen? How...interesting. He turns to Andrei nods at the na-Baron's departure amiably. Fahahd offers a patently forced smile. "Indeed, my lady Baroness," he murmurs. The Warmaster offers a nod of acknowledgement to Ursula on his way out of the Salon, but not much more as he seems somewhat impatient to speak with Andrei. Anakiel has disconnected. Andrei walks to the north and passes through the Ivory Doors. Andrei has left. Cabal walks to the north and passes through the Ivory Doors. Cabal has left. Ulricke looks back to Satyavrat. "I often feel sorry for the Earl and his sister...lacking such a large family." The tension is noted; how could a mother not notice the...rather miffed departure of her son. "Oh, dear...he was always emotional as a child." Ursula sighs and shakes her head, turning to face the Diplomat. "But then again, children always are; it is most unfortunate when you are separated from them; you cannot guide them as you should, mmm? Oh..oh, yes..yes, I have heard so much of you from my husband. Such...wonderful things." She coughs, and extends a hand delicately her hand to be kissed. "He seems to mention 'turnips' quite frequently. Although...I .cannot. imagine why." Rhedek enters the Salon from Giedi Hall. Rhedek has arrived. "The Earl's family mainly chooses to remain on Garrashu IV," Satyavrat replies to the first comment directed to him. "Or, as is the case with the Lady Ivanova, they are not permitted to leave." He returns his gaze to the Lady Ursula with a raised eyebrow. "Turnips, Lady Baroness? Perhaps the Baron refers to the rather spicy vegetable dip served when the Lady de Biencourt first called upon the Rastanyev. She seemed quite impressed by it." The comment is framed in sweet innocence. Turnips, indeed. Again playing herald, the Leutnant announces, in a clear tenor, "Colonel Maas-Stroheim." Glad that he has not re-seated himself yet, Satyavrat offers the entering Colonel a small, controlled bow at his waist. Sen observes the Baroness' hand rather intently from behind Ulricke's settee. Arching a brow. "Oh, yes...the Baron's...concubine," Ursula intones, her head tilting back slightly as she laughs. "Well, I cannot say that your turnip would be the first...nor last...ever to be dipped in such sauce, hmmm?" Yes, yes, quite the golem of flesh and sinew invoked by the Lieutenant's words is the Colonel, resplendent in the navy uniform and platinum rank-stars of a Harkonnen military officer; as if sprung from a circle he appears at the doors, attended to by the pretty slave with drink and glasses on tray only to be waved off by the barbed hook that replaces the void of his right hand. Without further word does he pass this girl, and in viewing the Baronial personage execute the bow of a rumbling giant, the chain-braid hanging from his shoulder tinkling musically with kinetic ambulance. Fahahd resists the temptation to bristle at the implied slight to Sylvie by fixing his gaze on the fountain. Ulricke delicate remains from snickering, and lets Mother continue her hostessing. Ursula glances over her shoulder at new arrival and nods absently. "Colonel... such a delicate morsel you are. Do give the Baroness a kiss." She smiles patiently...and expectantly, and taps her cheek. Through great force of will, the Reeve contains his expression of unrefined amusement, taking a moment to compose a reply. "The dip is a favorite of the House chef's, m'Lady Baroness, although I do not care much for it. As such, I tend to refrain from it, as interesting as the flavour might be." <> He follows as bidden, without hesitation, the grace of his mountainous form surprising beneath the weight of muscle and sinew. And in doffing the slanted mortarboard helm eases his bulk to one knee, planting the most delicate peck there upon the rosy cheek of his cherished overlord's mate. Chaste, polite, and terribly correct. Satyavrat follows his Rastanyev-bred sensibilities and averts his eyes as the Colonel kisses the Lady Baroness, taking this opportunity to reseat himself near Ulricke. Squealing with delight, Ursula beams. "Oh, I .do. so love Boris for his wonderful choice in boys!" With two fingers, she reaches out and squeezes his cheeks. "Oh, yes, you and I shall be .very. close." One can almost hear the death knell ringing already. Fahahd watches the Baroness demurely from under his lashes...not sure he believes what he just saw. PErhaps it's only more proof as to just how bent the members of this House are. With a muted smile the big man bows his head, and rumbles to his feet by the device of all that cumbersome biological machinery; again donning his hat and saluting the Baronial personage with the intact and gloved fist he takes up station a few paces from the lady's position. One thumb tucked in his belt near the generator, the other lightly cupping the pommel of the ancient kindjal. And he quickly calcifies, it would seem, into the sentient statue of the watcher. Sen drums her fingertips against one-another impatiently. Satyavrat observes this entire interplay with an expression of veiled amusement. Colonels in the Rastanyev Embassy are either quiet guards or killed by the Earl himself. Interesting permutations these Harkonnens play with...perhaps that's why he finds himself here so often. "So," Ursula exclaims, clapping her hands together with joy. "What goes on , hmmm? I have been kept away .so. long; Company is...I mean, has...been such a rarity over the years. I cannot help be overwhelmed by such a gathering, mmm? Drinks all around. Come, come now! You, the one guarding the water fountain." She beckons towards Fahahd, one brow cocked. "If you aren't going to watch over my body, you might as well assist on intoxicating it, don't you think?" Ulricke looks to Satyavrat, and then smiles. "My lord, may I ask what you were told about the incident at Reveler's?" As pliant as always, the Leutnant obediently pads over to the Baroness. He gets to play waiter again, oh joy. "What would my lady Baroness wish?" he asks, attempting to inject the proper humility into his tone. Satyavrat swallows and turns to Ulricke, a moment coming out of his reverie. "I beg your pardon, m'Lady?" he asks, momentarily distracted by the Baroness's rowdy call for drinks. "Oh! Ah, the Lady Tat'iana related events as she had seen them, fact by fact, at my request. She possesses quite an extraordinary memory due to her schooling amongst the Bene Gesserit witches." Ulricke oh's. "Well, if it helps, I wouldn't really gut her and send her intestines to her brother to be used as chandelier hangings." Ulricke says, "It would get all over his carpet and be a terrible expense to clean. Believe me, I know." Sen glances towards the ceiling thoughtfully. Satyavrat nods, returning to the moment quickly. "The Earl is most upset when his carpets are spoiled," he says solemnly. "When the pretender-Baron of House Venhei spat upon them, the Earl nearly declared Kanly then and there, but instead contented himself to watch the Family die out from his position on the Landsraad High Council. They seem to have taken it upon themselves in earnest," he notes with a grin. Pondering over this question for a moment, Ursula brings a finger to her cheek. "Tell you what," she answers, taking a step closer to Fahahd and slipping him a note. "Take this to the Baron," she murmurs, a sly smile on her face, "and then send me one of the serving boys...no...girls...to fetch me my wine. And then .you. may have the night off." Ulricke sighs airily, "It seems to be the fashion to declare kanly right and left these days." Fahahd nods soberly, as he attends to Ursula's whim. "You are most kind, my lady Baroness," he intones, with all the gravity of an Imperial Church priest. "It shall be done precisely as you say." "Several Houses have been showing particular restraint, m'Lady," Satyavrat notes innocently, though he does not deign to name them. Ulricke laughs. "Oh, we're no better. There's the ancient Atreides feud, though Father doesn't encourage it much, and our current difficulties with the Bajazet." Satyavrat nods attentatively as Ulricke brooches the subject of Landsraad politicking. "It is the Earl's hope that these difficulties are resolved soon. Neither House seems keen on protracted hostilities," he observes with a quiescent expression. A slave girl, scantily clad, enters the room carries a platter of wine-filled goblets, and makes her way about the room. Ursula takes one and smiles, sipping gently. Much more intent she is on watching Ulricke's politicking. Very good she is, she thinks to herself. She drinks deeply of her glass, and smiles. Fahahd walks to the north and passes through the Ivory Doors. Fahahd has left. Sen, significantly, allows the Baroness to be served by a slave rather than pouring for her. Ulricke ah's. "Well, as I said, we give little attention to the Atreides fued, though I fear the Bajazet kanly will likely remain for some time. Most especially if they cannot maintain themselves civilly in a public place." "What's all this about then, Ulricke my dear?" Ursula says, swirling her wine about in her goblet gently. "I am .much. too sheltered from what has been going on as of late." <> The colonel himself takes a goblet, letting the bowl of it settle in the rounded space made by his barbed hook, the intact hand still resting on the kindjal. Simply for decoration, it seems, as he soon forgets the presence of the goblet. In response to Ulricke's words, though, he allows his silence to be breached by the the seismic grumbling of his tongue. "It would seem that house is not the only one to bear servants forgetful of their manners." Satyavrat treads softly, having no doubt been forewarned of this subject by the Lady Tat'iana and her witch's training. "It is my understanding that the Sultan is under quite a bit of pressure, having supplanted a warhawk as the House's Head." He defers politely as Ursula speaks, taking one of the large bejewelled goblets from the slave girl as she passes, quaffing deeply of it without bothering to use a snooper. After all, the consequences of poisoning a Rastanyev noblemen would offer more protection than any little bit of metal that could be easily tricked. Ulricke ah's. "I have not the full briefing on the kanly with Bajazet, Mother." she says regretfully, "But I'm sure you could recieve a full report should you request it." <> (OOC) Satyavrat chuckles. "Erm, where on Kaitain?" "I would so appreciate it," Ursula murmurs. "Too much time has passed, it would seem." She smiles wryly, draining the remenants of her wine. "I used to be quite adroit in matters of state. Perhaps too adroit." Satyavrat accepts the Baroness's comments with a slight hike of his eyebrows. Turning towards Sen, Ursula brings a pale, thin finger to her cheek and strokes it. Her cup-bearing hand she extends slowly towards the other, and she smiles. "I seem to be empty," she purrs. "Would you be a...dear...and refill for me, hmmm?" She watches Sen curiously, intently; so many secrets are locked with this one, she thinks, and so many more yet to be fulfilled. Ulricke has disconnected. Sen turns towards the sound like a bitterbloom turns away from the sun. She regards the Baroness with a queer blank look for a second or two before gliding over to her as if on rails. "Of course, Baroness." She pours with delectable precision, then withdraws again. Satyavrat notes Sen's precision with a careful eye and takes the opportunity to insert what he hopes will be idle chatter. "Have you been trained as a bartender, Swordmaster?" "I believe," Ursula says, chuckling at Sen's non-verbal threat, "that Sen here is saying she is no more trained as a bartender, than you are as a Diplomat, turnip-sewer. Or is that .Lord. turnip sewer?" She hesitates for a moment, batting her lashes. "Oh, where are my manners...that was just naughty of me. Don't you think?" Sen replies abstractly, as if reciting formulae. "A Swordmaster must be educated in many fields, Lord Diplomat. I take pride in my work." Satyavrat's expression sweetens. "I seem to be known quite well for my turnips, Lady Baroness," he says, shaking his head slightly. "Very telling of the impressions that I make. But what, m'Lady, is a turnip sewer?" He even goes so far as to proffer a light laugh, something of a cross between a coarse snicker and a chuckle, with just enough of the latter to make the listener quite unsure of what she has just heard. (OOC) Satyavrat says, "Is that a turnip in your pocket, or are you....never mind." There's the softest hissing sound from behind the Baroness, in the Colonel's direction - the metal-on metal scraping as he's rid himself of the goblet, and the barbed hook rests atop the shield control. <> "In all honesty," Ursula murmurs, raising the glass to her lips, "I would not know. I was brought up with servants, not trained to be one." She shrugs helplessly, a wide smile upon her face. "To each his own, I suppose. It is .good. that you endeavour to attempt to overcome the burden that is your life. I commend you for it, I do." Sen seems unperturbed, examining and uncorking another bottle with a twist of her wrist and fingernails in the cork. Satyavrat spares a glance at the Colonel, suddenly made more aware of the goblet in his own hand. He rises it slowly to his lips and takes another drink, although he sips this time rather than drinking so whole-heartedly. "I find the burden of my life quite light at times, almost unbearably so. How terrible it is to never take one's self seriously." He turns to inspect Sen's next choice of vintage. Ursula says, "But enough of this idle banter. Come, sit, drink...my husband...ahh..assures me you are a man of...hmmm..character." <> Satyavrat rises from his position near the foliage on command and joins the Lady Baroness obligingly. "The Lord Baron's judgement is quite welcome," he says amiably as he reseats himself. "I've not had much time to spend with his Lordship, but he commands much respect from the Landsraad." He smile blithely, appending, "Or at the very least, he commands many a vote beyond his own. Respect often does not enter the floor." And from behind the Baroness, the tip of the Colonel's hook very softly begins tapping against the brass housing of the generator at his belt. "Votes are more valuable than respect, sir," Ursula murmurs. "Votes are what .gain. you respect. It is this that everyone seeks; they care not a whit of what others think of them, and rightly so." "Votes," the Reeve concedes, "...and money. The Earl fosters no illusions that his possession of the Ecaz contract has earned him many a 'loyal' friend. CHOAM and the Landsraad, m'Lady Baroness, the Landsraad and CHOAM. How interchangeable they are." "Very perceptive," Ursula answers, nodding her head. "They are as interchangeable as a woman's bed, or a man's...every once in a while, the dip changes, and new tastes...and friends, are abound. A very strategic game it is. A very profitable one. And not to mention, dangerous." She smiles innocently, lowering her gaze slightly. "But I am but merely a woman, so I know not of what I speak." Satyavrat leans back in his chair, still toying with his first goblet of wine. "I'd not known that such ideology could exist in a woman who mothered the Lady Ulricke, or in a House that employs the Jagerkapitan," he says, nodding at the Weaponsmaster. "Your insights are quite incisive, m'Lady Baroness, and I assure you that this is not merely idle praise." "Wisdom is a quality few wish to see in another's house," rumbles the Colonel from his perch. Satyavrat turns to face the source of the sour comment. "The Rastanyev are, as they have been, politically neutral, Colonel. The wiser our peers are, the greater the chances are for the success and prosperity of the Imperium at large." The man's serious expression makes one consider whether or not he speaks everyday propoganda or if he honestly believes it. "And the more capable they are," Ursula responds, swirling the remenants of her wine about in her glass, "of staying neutral, until only one stands in victory. Too..cautious...afraid, perhaps, to make a choice, a decision. Think of it in the fashion of farming, Lord Diplomat...knowing what is ripe to be plucked, and knowing what to cultivate, until it is ready to be reaped, hmmm?" "A decidedly military strategem," the Colonel rumbles in agreement. "How quaint." Sen glances pointedly at Rhedek and leans over Ursula's right shoulder to refill her glass. Satyavrat breaks the serious tone of the conversation with a low chuckle, perhaps a slight bit hysterical in its tones due to his drink. Certainly, a flush has appeared beneath the warm tan of his skin. "I find it interesting that so many metaphors have been put before me in terms of farming," he notes. "Aside from a brief stay at a winery, I've never picked a fruit or planted a seed in my life." He nods in agreement to the Baroness, however, conceding her point. "I do believe your analogy is accurate, however, m'Lady. Surely we all invest in the future, as does any wise farmer." The Colonel watches the Reeve with a dark expression under the visor of his cap , returning to silence breached only by the gentle tapping of his hook. Satyavrat sets down his goblet in between the Colonel's taps with a loud, jarring noise. "I am afraid," he says slowly, "that I must return to the Embassy for the evening. I do not wish to wear upon the hospitality of the Noble Family Harkonnen." "My Lady Baron," says the Colonel suddenly after the slight crackling of a commpulse settles into his ear, ""I have been summoned by the Warmaster. If you will excuse me...?" "Of course, of course, it is late," The Baroness says tiredly. "I am tired, and I need my beauty rest. For my beloved husband. Thank you, Lord...ahh, Diplomat, for your candid converstation." He nods, and then offers his arm. "Shall I escort you, then?" [OOC:You may safely disregard much of the following.] He who? I'd think that would be obvious. Think again, Sr. Tab. Then e're shall you be left in suspense. But perhaps I like this side better. "The pleasure was mine, m'Lady," the diplomat says as he